Small penises have feelings too.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
