The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
