I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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