she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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