"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
