Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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