worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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