You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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