why im i the only drunk person in the library?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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