Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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