is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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