Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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