i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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