My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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