It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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