my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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