your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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