I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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