what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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