i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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