There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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