Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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