does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
