5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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