were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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