SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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