Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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