I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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