i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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