I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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