Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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