hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
