So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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