they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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