Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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