ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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