yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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