operation harelip BJ is a go
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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