Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She told me I should be a condom model.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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