when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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