Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
COCAINE IS GR8
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