Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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