so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
