Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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