Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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