thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
