Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Randomize
