doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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