halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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