My balls are so social today.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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