No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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